How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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