who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Anti Joke

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