CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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