- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Justin Bieber

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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