- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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