- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

it's funny because it's funny

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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