Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Miscarriages.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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