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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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pee

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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