A sober Amy Winehouse

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Guess what? Bananas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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