Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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