- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

i have a christmas tree.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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