what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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it's funny because it's funny

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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F? No k

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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minorities.....

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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