A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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