- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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