- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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