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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

G:nock nock B:come in!

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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