Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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