What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Christianity.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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