Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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