What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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