- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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