whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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