Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

How come grilled cheese?

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Women's rights.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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