What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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