Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Daniel is a fag

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Donald Trump.

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