Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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A man walks into a bar

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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