why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What's an Anti Joke?

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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