- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

batman has diarrhea

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

How come anti jokes r funny

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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