What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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