Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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