Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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osama bin laden is dead

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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