- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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the holocaust

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Justin Bieber.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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