- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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