- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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