- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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