- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Jovan

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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