- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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