A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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Praise Paisley

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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scientology.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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im gay

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Anti Joke

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