How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Black people.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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