- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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