Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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minorities.....

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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