Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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