- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Women's Rights.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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