Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

it's funny because it's funny

F? No k

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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