- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

i have a christmas tree.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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