What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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have safe sex

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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