Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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