- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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