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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What is more worse than death? Death

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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