- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

F? No k

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

it's funny because it's funny

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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