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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dads dead. lol

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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