- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

i have a christmas tree.

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