- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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