Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

That's illegal What? Your mom

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

You were born.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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