What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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