Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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roses are red violets are blue

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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