why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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