What is better than life? Nothing.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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