- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

minorities.....

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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