- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

i have a christmas tree.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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