- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

do you have a wife?

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

... Chan chan

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

wanna here a joke? you.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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