- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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