- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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