- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

What happened to your hamster? It died.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

i have a christmas tree.

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