- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

Knock knock. Who's there?

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

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