How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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A man walks into a bar. Because he's had a rough day, he asks the barender for a drink. Then another... Then another... (continued) The man walks out of the bar and goes to his car. He starts to drive back to his house. He wobbly makes turns and closes his eyes every 5 seconds or so. He also talks to his boss on his phone for the majority of the ride. Surprisingly enough, he makes it home safely and doesn't harm anyone else despite the large amount he had to drink. He stumbles into his apartment and goes up to his room. He slumps down onto his bed on his back very heavily, causing the room to shake a bit. He opens his eyes, only to find his glass shandelier falling from directly above his face. His body was found by his girlfriend the next morning. I guess there's no real moral to the story then... Maybe it's: You can drink and drive, but don't put a shandelier directly above your bed... I guess? Wow. What are the odds?

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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