- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Well this is pointless.....

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Women's rights...

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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