- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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