- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

kk

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

this website even though its hilarious.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??