- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

i have a christmas tree.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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