- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

minorities.....

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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