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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

A seal walks into a club.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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