- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

your mom was so fat that she died.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Are you a tree

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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