Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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my whole life!

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Ebola

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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