How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Sex education in Texas.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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