What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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