why did the man die? he had cancer

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Wright flyer

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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darude- sandstorm

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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