A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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