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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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