- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

did you stub your toe?

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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