Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Women's Rights

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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