How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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