What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Ebola

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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What? Yes.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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