- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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