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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

i killed my family

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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