- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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