- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Justin beiber's penis

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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