- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

a. why? b. because

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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