- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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