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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.