- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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