- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What happened to your hamster? It died.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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