- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

bryden is a faggot

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Please? No.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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