- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Knock Knock. Doors open

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Pianos.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Sarah Jessica Parker

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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