- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Nero, sure you are okay?

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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