why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Anti Joke

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