Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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