- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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