- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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