- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Ebola

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

VAGINA.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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