- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

whats my name? Matt

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Loperson

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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