An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

haha Otarts was here

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Chuck norris

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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