- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a christmas tree.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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