What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Bags of delicious poop.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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Anti Joke

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