Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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The Female Orgasm

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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