An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Stephen Hawking

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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