A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Barack Obama.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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what are three short words? i a am

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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