Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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hello

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Women drivers...

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Do you play piano? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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