- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Women deserve equal rights.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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