Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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