Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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like most people my age. im 27

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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