who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Black people stink of shite!

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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2 + 2 = fish

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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