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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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