- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

roses are red violets are blue

haha black people :D

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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