- Anti Joke

Black people are the scum of the earth

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

knock knock whos their a person

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Lol you respond here goood one AAANDEEERS TEN MG PER PILL Asswhipe! Besides friends call me Black Metal, you can call me Nero the avenger. Line kinda broke up with you first, you think she would send you a picture with my finger on her... cough... AND THINK YOU WOULD STILL STIck aROUND WITH HER? Id be more... well glad for your mothers sake, btw, she got me flowers, I wont tell the rest, but she got me another pic... Okay ill tell the rest then, first pic is my fingas, the other is my limpo in her mouth... The third is the funny doctor which caught us and wanted all three of us to be on the pic... Aww, no really man, you had a gem, we where good friends before me and Line, but she did not want to leave before she got me flowers... Aww... Ooooh... Oh! Well not yet but you get the picutre. I got ur message, sure im high as a kite, but I know what im doing if you can "picture" what I mean... Dont tell your mom btw, I want to surprise her, (reverse psychology) hmm, that did I write that? Anyway, how is your sister doing? I dont think she gives those strangely long hugs to anyone but me, and she laughed wen i got a boner... NERO, never call me, never ever call Me black, besides its either Mr.Black, oor black metla you rat! VALIUM? SERIOUSLY? Ill get that test extended you know... Because POISONING!

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

whats a joke

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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