- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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