- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

The Ohio State Buckeyes

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Wigan.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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