- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

The dewey decimal system

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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