Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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