- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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