That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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