- Anti Joke

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

I'm HIV positive.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.