- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

A black student graduated High School

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

4 hours later.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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