how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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I walk into a bar...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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