Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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